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I’ll Take Almora That, Please

In the 5th inning of last night’s matchup between the Chicago Cubs and the Philadelphia Phillies, Albert Almora came to the dish with two outs and a trio of ducks on the pond.

In the 5th inning of last night’s matchup between the Chicago Cubs and the Philadelphia Phillies, Albert Almora came to the dish with two outs and a trio of ducks on the pond. Naturally, he went straight to the deli counter and ordered up a jumbo Salami. It is the first grand slam of his career. Well done, sir.

I think the band Extreme said it best:

Almora than words to show you feel 
That your love for me is real


Featured Photo: Richard Mackson/USA TODAY Sports

Schwartzy is a DILF and (participation) trophy husband. More Splenda Daddy than Sugar. I do the twitter, hit me up! @drschwa_96

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