Gronk Doesn’t Want a Piece of Dennis Rodman

Gronk is a fake party boy that paid for friends. Rodman is an O.G!

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Last Friday night on WWE Friday Night Smackdown, Rob Gronkowski debuted. It seems Gronk is looking to start a new career as a “sports entertainer.”

That’s all fine and dandy, but there seems to be a man who wants to take him out already. That man is none other than Dennis Rodman. The worm! Gronk better watch his back, Dennis ain’t here for the money, he just wants to “wrestle his ass.”

Listen, Gronk. Let me introduce you to a man that was way ahead of his time. The best GAWT DAMN rebounder the NBA has ever seen, a WCW legend, and a key piece of the second three-peat in the 90’s, Dennis “The Worm” Rodman.

In the above clip you can see Dennis just throw the man known as “DDP” to the ground with ease. That’s some cool and tough sh*t right there. Plus, this man belonged to the greatest wrestling stable of all time! That’s right! The N.W.O!

Plus, he’s a great agitator. He would try to get you all pissed off right off the bat! Not like you, Gronk. You drop elbows on people who aren’t even looking. That is weak and lame.

Dennis doesn’t need a cheap shot, he will come at you straight to your face!

In all seriousness, this would be fun to see in a world of no sports. Of course, with no bias here, I would love to see Dennis win a potential match with Gronk. The reason being? Gronk is a lame ass, frat boy, party boy, wanna-be. Dennis is about that life. Crackin’ beers, dressing up like a chick, being a bad ass, and being in the N.W.O is the coolest and toughest sh*t in the world.

Good luck, Gronk. You’re going to need it.


Featured Photo Credit: WWE.com

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